Beskrivning av en Googbie

"Googbies are earthbound creatures that evolved over recent years from humans that were once considered just Webmasters. Googbies are not mere Webmasters. Googbies are obsessed with things most earthling's haven't even heard of yet like; SEO, PageRank, Search Engine Optimization, SERPs, keywords and the like. "

Självklart har Googbies en egen blog, där Googbies kan finna tröst nu så här i väntans tider på att Google skall exportera Pagerank. Hela Googbievärlden våndas.

Ännu viktigare blir det när Google exporterat färdigt, då kommer många att drabbas av Post Google Pagerank disorder. "This depression can be brought on by an unexpected DROP in rank, an expected increase not materializing, and even a severe sadness that the Googbie's Santa is gone for 3 more months."